My most controversial newsletter yet??
Let's discuss this voice note over $1 hot dogs.
Free time is nothing to "operationalize" — a word I didn't even know existed.
Snoozefests and snooze buttons.
My kingdom for an ice cream sundae.
The tyranny of managing yourself.
The Fortune Teller Fish says that the outlook is hazy (blame the Canadian wildfires).
How can someone so handsome be so wrong?
Stay humble, clanker.
Just pretend it never happened!
Beep beep to all the hotties in the Maseratis.
Call me... maybe?
